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Från Fred G kommer denna lilla pärla.
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Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 – 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each re-organization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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  1. Tomas

     
    Hört talas om det,
    Jag tror att det är skadligt för miljön och hälsan redan vid relativt små mängder och att i värsta fall så kan större mängd “rätt kombinerat” ge instabilitet med explosions risk 😉

  2. Lars G


    Och här dagens pärla för IPCC:
    Payoff! U.N. climate chief cashes in on carbon scheme
    Tied to conglomerate that stands to make hundreds of millions in emissions deal
    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=118659

  3. Hin Håle

    skrattar så jag får ont i skinkorna*

  4. Klarsyn

    Måste vara det perfekta reaktorbränslet. Pressa allt känt Governmentium och Administratium till kutsar, placera dessa i Zirkoniumrör och ner med dem i reaktortankarna. Bränn ur all överskottsenerg ur Governmentiumet och Administratiumet,  upparbeta det nu erhållna Civilistiumet och återcirkulera det i samhället.

  5. Press och yttrandefrihet råder bara om du ställer rätt frågor, ett välregisserat spektakel, men sånt här måste ju till slut få folk att vakna . (kan man hoppas)

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  7. Neil

    Amusing. Thanks.

  8. Mats Frick

    Lysande 🙂