Idag fick jag ett brev från min stora idol, Al Gore. Så här skriver han:
I know You´ve been waiting for my appearance and to be honest (which is not very easy), I´ve been busy helping people getting whitewashed around the globe. I´ve spent millions of sustainable money to get Pachauri, P.Jones, M.Mann et. al off the hook. I will not take part in any climate convent until the scare is totally restored. Keep an eye on the Maldives, by the way, we may have a surprise for you there! And go on, publish this as much as you like. Nobody will ever believe you anyway.
And my offer still stands: if you want to join me, we can arrange a nice climate scare package deal, making you the queen of climate change in Sweden.
May the forcings be with you!
PS. I´m not your father. DS